Finance

For those of you who are worried about your investments, here’s a thought:

1.        If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

2.        With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

3.        With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

4.        If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg.